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The curtain is pulled back and our pants are down. Enjoy an entire season’s worth of gaffes and stumbles, humbly presented for your listening delight! Thanks for listening!

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12. The End of All Things (aka The Heart of the Museum)

February 8, 2020

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Forces clash. Tables turn. Things end.

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11. Dark Comes to Light (aka The Timbered Tablets)

December 8, 2019

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With the Tour Golem on lockdown and the mysteries piling up, the museum staff splits the party (oh, you fools) to seek answers before the other, heavily implied, world-ending boot drops. For their sake AND...

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10. The Lesson Plan (aka The Tome)

August 29, 2019

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It has come to the attention of the management of the Rivercliffe Museum of Mostly Natural Histories that MOST of the staff knows absolutely NOTHING about basic world history. You can see the problem, surely....

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9. Fired Up (aka The Afterburner)

June 9, 2019

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Rivercliffe has been hit by a sub-zero cold snap, but you’d hardly notice in the museum. Staff tempers are flaring up and arguments are growing so heated that it’s no wonder when Nick actually takes...

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8. Sweeps Week (aka The Inspection)

April 25, 2019

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After a series of divisive escapades, the staff of the Rivercliffe Museum of Mostly Natural Histories has (finally) gathered together to (mostly) unite towards a common goal: pass the city’s annual thaumatic inspection! Everyone’s grown...

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7. Marwood Goes Home (aka The Simple Stone Tablet)

March 28, 2019

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Curator. Director. Manager. Marwood is an elf who takes his overlapping jobs very seriously—so seriously, in fact, that he rarely leaves his precious museum. He’d be content to stay forever, but an emergency back home...

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Goblin Special: Take This Gob and Shove It

November 29, 2018

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It’s a big day for the Rivercliffe Office of Unemployment! The dedicated Job Placement Sean and his assistant Sam have grown quite adept at helping Rivercliffe citizens land their dream gigs, but the enormous line...

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6. It’s a Hard Nick Life (aka The Night Janitor)

October 31, 2018

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Nick’s got problems, man. He’s already cursed to be the museum janitor for the next several hundred years. A sudden stumble into a second, anatomically oriented curse means he might be up all night, figuratively...

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5. D-Day (aka The War Memorial)

September 29, 2018

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Abraxas, the museum’s cantankerous security agent, is so lost in his own war stories that he has a hard time knowing which era he’s in. Good thing his least favorite holiday has arrived to yank...

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